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the pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him.
the brodie online suicidal pedo rager arhhhh!!!!!
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide

Suicide is the point at which you no longer want to live, in fact you'd rather die, and so you take your own life. You, yes you reading this definition, have every right to feel this way. You are not over reacting. But please, before you end everything, talk to someone. And please don't go to a counselor or something, it'll only make it worse. Reach out to someone who cares about you and talk it over. What have you got to loose?
If you really cannot contact anyone who cares about you and you are thinking about commiting suicide, you can contact me on Gmail, gw22nitalaviniaalexi@ab-ed.org. Please talk to someone.
by Alexia - Depressed November 14, 2023
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Suicide Pose

A pose where someone photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable to taking ones own life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation (such as holding a gun to ones own head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing that is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
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suicidal empathy

When a welfare state or political party is empathic to others in need, even though it's actively working against its own population
Allowing the government to house migrants who've crossed the border illegal is a gesture of suicidal empathy.
by no thot September 2, 2025
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Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
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Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022
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