Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.
by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
by eazyG November 8, 2011

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022
