German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.

1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.

by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019

Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.

When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Trash segregation

To store and sort one's trash in a separate container. A petty act that is done to prove a point.

For example, My roommate's are practicing trash segregation in the house. They choose to keep their trash separate and to only take their trash out on trash day.

by Rsm45 May 27, 2020

jah’seire

Is the best person you could ever meet she is a kind hearted good looking black woman she can be there for you every step of the way she is a good girlfriend and a loving mother, she can also be very kinky If you know a Jah’seire and she is your girlfriend be sure to keep her or else someone else will get to her before you, she is also a player she like's to trick you into thinking she loves you but she dosent she is very evil somtimes

Friend : "She is mean girrrrlll"

Other "friend: that must be a Jah’seire"

by A person who needs love lol September 29, 2020

Jah’seire

A kind hearted person who love you, I'd shed your girlfriend keep her she'll love you sometimes she'll be evil and not love you but she is a good friend to keep she is a kind hearted sweet cute person who is going to care for you till the day u die, please note that she will not automatically love you if you go up to her and say "I like u" she only likes cute boys/ and or men, shes reliable and a great wife and girlfriend she will cheat but other than that shes a great person!

Jah’seire is such a great person

Yes she is

by A person who needs love lol September 29, 2020

pink secret

A naughty secret between girls.

Larissa has a pink secret but won't tell me!

by saltedcat November 29, 2020

ateez_secret_account

ateez_secret_account is a funny nice thing pronouns are she/he it can be annoying sometimes but it's fun to be whit

ateez_secret_account is something like funny nice or annoying if you know how to use it

by ateez_secret_account December 23, 2020