Rusty bubble

It's a fart

It's inevitable that someone in a packed room will drop a rusty bubble

by Gerry A Trik November 23, 2017

rusty hotdog

When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.

Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.

by WrinkleWinkieTwinklez March 10, 2017

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis June 13, 2016

rusty key

A penis that hasn't been used in a long while.

That old man probably hasn't used his rusty key in years!

by Brokencheerio April 22, 2016

rusty duncan

A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind

Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?

Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.

Oh that's disgusting!!

by Bless up October 5, 2016

rusty pancake

The act of taking a pan fried pancake and rubbing it in your partners butthole to soak up any juices. Takes the place of syrup. DO NOT USE SYRUP. Proceed to eat pancake.

This rusty pancake tastes a little funny today, what have you been eating lately?

by SlippyJunk January 17, 2018

rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.

Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.

by PJBJ January 24, 2017