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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Relationshipocrite

(N.) When one partner is guilty of the same things they accuse their partner of doing.
Fred: "My girlfriend got mad at me for feeding the dog chocolate today, but ive seen her feed the dog chocolate many times before"

Steve : "that's what I like to call a relationshipocrite Fred"
by Anus Keithwhore May 14, 2016
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Relationshipism

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.
by littlejervis September 12, 2016
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Relationshit

A synynom of relationship, but mostly used by people who are not in a relationship-- for people who are tired of relationships; shit.
I'm sick and tired of this all this Relationshit! I wish it would end!
by FBIsurveillance November 20, 2016
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Relationshow

A relationship that consists of sappy social media posts that make everyone else want to vomit. Probably to make up for lack of intimacy in real life. Many relationshows are short-lived since there is no substance to the actual relationship. However, real couples can have relationshows as well to hide turbulent points in their relationship.
Example 1: Whenever she gets a new boyfriend she puts on such a relationshow and then they break up within 3 months! You would think eventually she would learn to actually wait to get to know someone before spewing mushy shit all over her facebook for everyone to be annoyed by. How fucking embarrassing it must be when they break up with her after such a relationshow.

Example 2: She keeps posting how she can't live without him and all these pictures of them together. When will she realize that no one gives a fuck about her relationshow?

Example 3: Mary is putting on such a relationshow but we all know her husband is fucking someone else.
by Cherry bee November 22, 2016
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Relationaintshit

When you are in a relationship, But your partner "ain't shit", aka lying cheating ass, or the relationship itself is too complicated, or just not working out.
*Girl talking with friends* Girl, This is so a relationaintshit. He is constantly lying about is where abouts. I dont think its working out.
by pseudonym deez nutz February 10, 2017
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