Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018

potato server

Potato server is a server with bad quality

Guy1: "Uplay servers sucks"
Guy2: "thats because they got a potato server"

by bitchboy1337 July 9, 2017

locate potato

To be determined. And/Or, to find.

Sign says, 'Locate Potato'

by ThaRealBouncer August 12, 2017

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

potato bonus

Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).

Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

Potato Man

A mysterious man that steals potatoes from kids that dont listen to their parents to punish them he is made from potatoes and tastes like bacon be good kids or you will lose your potatoes

Be good or potato man will steal your potatoes

by Potato Man Steals January 15, 2019