Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

the Potato Empire is AMAZING.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022

Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022

greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Big potato

Big lady butt

I grabbed the big potato

by Pryocatfish October 23, 2019

Goth potato

A goth potato is another name for Trinity edeke

Trinity is a goth potato.

by Jay Tripp October 26, 2019

twin potato

twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin

john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt

by burritoyeah October 30, 2019

Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.

Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!

by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019