Sweaty bedwars player

A player that has not seen the sun in 10 years, generates at least 2 buckets worth of sweat a day and probably uber eats kfc for every meals
Some of their abilities include: placing blocks at a mindboggling rate of 10 blocks/sec, hitting you with their swords from 7 block away, incredible knockback with each swings, 1 vs 4 your team while only losing 2 hearts, rushes other bases in the first 30 seconds, fully equip diamond armors after 2 minutes and the list goes on

They probably have no real life skills or achievements

"Wow look at that sweaty bedwars player beating every other teams by himself, I bet he doesnt touch grass
And why does he have MVP+, like imagine paying money top have your name blue"

by Jav12345 September 22, 2022

vinyl player

21st century term used by hipsters and Prime Ministers meaning record-player or turntable. For reasons known only to themselves, vinyls is the word used by hipsters when what they mean to say is records.

I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from the neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese on ABC Radio, August 2022

by lunarchick August 5, 2022

trumpet player

Marek, Nathan, and Jordan

marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players

by barlowe14 December 6, 2022

League Players

League players are people who will always be racist to everyone if they steal a kill from them even though they didn't even get an assist on said kill. They are very toxic. They will say they hate the game and are always very racist, homophobic and a dick to everyone.

Very Racist

League players are people who will always be racist to everyone if they steal a kill from them even though they didn't even get an assist on said kill. They are very toxic. They will say they hate the game and are always very racist, homophobic and a dick to everyone.

Very Racist

by Karmai January 25, 2022

Player

A person that has had many boyfriends/girlfriends/relationships and they have not lasted that long.

Max: You see over there, thats mike, he has had so many relationships and they end like within about a week or so.
Tyler: I didn't know he was a player!

by sogayyyy June 27, 2022

Player 2 Syndrome

When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.

I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.

by thedjwcc February 11, 2022

Player

Juan.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that player over there?
Girl 2: oh, you mean Juan?

by RMthatPerson November 26, 2019