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Harry Potter bitch

Harry Potter is a series of books written by J.K Rowling. Originally the series was great. J.k Rowling is a good author and i think started the world of wizards and witches. Then Twilight came along. Everybody Started to like Twilight and people who liked Harry Potter started to get pissed off and started to call twilight gay. People who actually liked Twilight didn't want to be called gay so then the the population of Twilight fans declined due to Harry Potter fans becoming well Bitchy. Now I happen to like Both series alot. I like Harry potter's plot lines and I like Twilight's Dark Romance. But i have alot of anger towards the Harry Potter fans out there. So you dont like Twilight. BIG DEAL! Get over Yourselves. Its a couple of books. The world doesnt revolve around Harry Potter Or Twilight! Lets put it this way you saying "avada kedavra" isnt going to do anything and Stephanie Meyer saying Edward is the beautiful doesnt make him a real person.

Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
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by apersonwhorespectsauthors August 6, 2010
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A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey
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Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a fantasy series, which is written by J.K Rowling, a british author and is published by Bloomsbury. The books are about a boy named Harry Potter, who goes to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, with his best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. They have to kill Lord Voldermort, the villain in the story, who wants to find and kill Harry Potter.

There are 7 books in total, J.K Rowling has written other books related to Harry Potter,
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
Quidditch Through the Ages

All of the books above are mentioned throughout the series.

Harry Potter is a great series, and personally, I think you should read the whole series =D
The Vanishing Glass
Nearly ten years had passed since the Dursleys had woken
up to find their nephew on the front step, but Privet Drive
had hardly changed at all. The sun rose on the same tidy front garden and lit up the brass number four on the Dursleys’ front door;
it crept into their living room, which was almost exactly the same as it had been on the night when Mr. Dursley had seen that fateful news report about the owls. Only the photographs on the mantelpiece really showed how much time had passed. Ten years ago, there had been lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink beach ball wearing different-colored bonnets — but Dudley Dursley was no longer a baby, and now the photographs showed a large
blond boy riding his first bicycle, on a carousel at the fair, playing a computer game with his father, being hugged and kissed by his mother. The room held no sign at all that another boy lived in the house, too.
-Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, The Vanishing Glass. (Chap. 2)
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Harry Potter

Probably the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.
Thank you J.K. Rowling for adding some joy to this miserable world. Harry Potter forever!
by Guywithpoopfetish April 8, 2011
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A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.
"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"
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Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.
Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.
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Male Pattern Laziness

Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness

Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
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