Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

by Noob master March 28, 2021

Key like pendant that tell Satan begone the dragon protection from evil,poison temptations and spiritual warfare not to mess anybody style up or thug life or favorite rapper or actor or actress or child actor or actress
by The muscle April 21, 2025

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.
by Benbe April 18, 2016

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after
by Google Buddies November 10, 2021

"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."
by YT nigga August 9, 2009
