An absolute legend, he is the kindest, greatest person in the world with the biggest dick, the definition of giga chad.
"I met some dude named Oliver."
"You're so lucky, if I was you I'd suck his dick every day."
"Insert Laugh Track"
"You're so lucky, if I was you I'd suck his dick every day."
"Insert Laugh Track"
by UnFriendlyPhysicist September 28, 2022
Get the Olivermug. schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
Get the Mount Olivemug. by i watch porn and eat corn April 1, 2023
Get the Oliver Hitchcockmug. Oliver always drives a BMW E39, which is full of problems, and often very ugly. Oliver always get insulted in group chats and have never tasted pussy.
What´s up Oliver, you ugly cunt.
by Ladykiller89 February 18, 2022
Get the Olivermug. 
Get the Olivermug. by CHEESEYBURGERBOI February 4, 2022
Get the Oliver Hamilton Nealemug. A boy who will ruin your ability to love anyone else. Once you fall for him you will forever love him. He will leave and
you’ll be stuck dealing with the damage. Get rid of him 😋😋
you’ll be stuck dealing with the damage. Get rid of him 😋😋
by your-roblox-girlfriend September 6, 2023
Get the Olivermug.