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Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
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kelis girlfriend

The girl dating the cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves .
Woah check out kelis girlfriend, her boyfriend has no sleeves! What happened to his sleeves?
by shaniashutup June 24, 2024
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Chat girlfriend

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly
by Loganw08 August 19, 2021
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Girlfriend

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude
by Sad Sac November 15, 2020
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Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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kinda girlfriend

A kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is
.hey how's that girl you've been seeing?

She's cool she's my kinda girlfriend
by steve martin2345 July 2, 2017
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