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beer snob

Someone who is anal picky about their beer, rather than the fact that it's beer. Period.
Friend "Hey lets get some coors light!"

Snob "Psh, thats like 4%, AND I don't like the taste."

Friend "WTF? Its beer, what are you whining about?"

Snob "Whatever! I want my special beer!"

Friend "You're a freaking beer snob. You don't get any beer now."
by koihoshi July 14, 2006
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beer hockey

A drinking game in which participants have a can (or bottle) of beer in front of them and each take turns spinning a quarter. Whoever spins the quarter calls out the name of one of the players, everyone except for the person who's name has been called covers their beer with no more than 2 fingers. The chosen person then attempts to flick the quarter and hit an opponents beer. If the beer is hit, everyone takes their beer off the table (suds off the table) and the person who hit the beer spins the quarter, during the duration of spin the person whos beer was hit must chug their beer (during this any player can attempt to keep the quarter spinning). If the drinker finishes his/her beer whilst the quarter is spinning they can inact "instant revenge" by slaming their empty beer can on the quarter. Whoever last touched the quarter must drink in the same quarter spinning fashion.

If one hits more than one beer in one flick, they are then "on fire". When one is on fire they can hit the quarter whenever they please even if their name isnt called. This continues until the on fire person misses a shot.

Some rules-
1. You have only 3 tries to get the quarter spinning on your turn, if you fail to do this your beer goes in the penalty box (center of the table) for one turn, during that turn you cannot block your beer.

2. In order to successfully inact Instant Revenge your beer MUST be empty (anoyone can challenge the emptyness by test shaking the can) and MUST land on top of the qurter trapping it underneath the recently killed beer.

3. You may not block your beer before a name is called, or you brew will be put in the penalty box.

4. No touching or moving your beer during active play. Penalty- One drink or penalty box

5. If you do not take your suds off the table when a beer is hit you must take a drink.

6. If you spill your beer for whatever reason you must "Zamboni" the spilled drink, which is placing your mouth to the table and sucking it all up.

7. Get wasted
Hey ladies, wanna play some beer hockey?
by d hunt January 5, 2009
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beer nuts

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.
"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."
by Matthew S December 9, 2008
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beer dad

Bill is such a beer dad p
by Jules123 November 20, 2015
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Beer fear

The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.
Beer fear

What a twit I made of myself last night
by Wabsi1980 June 1, 2020
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Beer-Blocker

A person who engages in the act of blocking another person, often an alcoholic, from his beer.
Prentice called Chris a beer-blocker after Chris intercepted his attempt to to sneak a beer at nine am.
by Stayman October 14, 2008
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Beer Kong

A hybrid of Beer Pong and Flip Cup, with vast party appeal because of this. It is a team game with three or more people per team, with two "Shooters" and at least one "Flipper", though the number of flippers may be limited by table space (however, more people is more fun). It is set up like a regular beer pong game, with racks of at least six cups set in a triangle formation on each side, as well as cups along the side of the table, one per flipper. The shooters try to throw pong balls into cups, as one would in a regular game of beer pong. However, if one team successfully throws a ball into a cup, both teams immediately begin flipping cups, starting with the flipper furthest from the shooters on their team, and progressing down the side of the table to the shooters, who also play flip cup. A flipper must finish the beer in their cup, then try to flip the cup from a standing-upright position to upside down before the next flipper can begin the same process. If the team who wins flip cup is also the team that threw the ball into the cup, the cup is removed from play, as is standard in beer pong. However, if the winning flip cup team is NOT the team who threw the ball into the cup, the cup is defended, and remains in play. The game is finished when one of the teams has no pong cups remaining on their side.

The game is subject to whatever house rules may be in use at the venue. The amount of beer in one's flip cup should also be determined by the house.
I got so wasted from that. I'm never playing Beer Kong ever again.

I can't believe we just spent an hour playing one game of Beer Kong. Best game EVER!

BEER KONG!!!!! (said while loudly beating one's chest, such as a great ape displaying its dominance)
by loganalltogether August 5, 2010
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