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Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
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Spin class

I’m doing a spin class in my 350z later.
by grocbeast April 5, 2023
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Bogan business class

Extra legroom economy class seating (E.g. emergency exit rows)
YEAH MATE, ME 'N THE MISSUS SPLURGED THE EXTRA FIFTY BUCKS FOR BOGAN BUSINESS CLASS ON OUR JETSTAR FLIGHTS TO BALI NEXT WEEK
by Zerogravitas June 8, 2024
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Class of 09

GORMOND: What are you playing?
Frank: Class of 09
GORMOND: retart
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class clown

a kid in class that makes jokes constantly in class, yet at home is a sad little bitch
the class clown heads home only to hit the griddy off a chair
by StuckIntheSound February 3, 2023
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Online Class

If you don't blink enough, your eyes dry out, causing blurry vision and discomfort. The other main problem from staring at a screen too long is eyestrain Pretty sure you saw this on google Online Class is basically School But online.

Teacher: If You Want To Be A Pilot, you have to do School First!
random guy 1: ill be Blind if i do.

did that make sense?
by Caesar Zeppeli October 7, 2020
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Class of 2025

This is the class that graduates in the spring of 2025. They are the Freshmen in Aug. 2021. The Sophomores in Aug. 2022. The Juniors in Aug. 2023. Finally, they are the Seniors in Aug. 2024. They are the first class after the COVID-19 shutdown to be able to experience all four years of high school in-person.
"What graduating class are you in, bro?

"Me? I belong to the Class of 2025."

"Damn! You're lucky dude."
by 3877SD November 27, 2024
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