Skip to main content

ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you
"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
by Jonsmum February 11, 2014
mugGet the jons mummug.

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
mugGet the Jordans Mummug.

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.
"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"
by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023
mugGet the ur mummug.

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them
by Miner mc March 5, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ur mum

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
mugGet the Eat a mum's potatoesmug.

Share this definition