Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

Elf Mum

The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'

Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world

Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne

by Hugh jasssss October 1, 2021

Your Mum

a person who gave u life dumbass why are you looking this up motherfucker

"hey i fucked your mum!"

by ImATonk April 10, 2020

Your mum

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

by Emily-T July 10, 2018

Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023