Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

Mum

The most amazing person in the world due to there infinite love

i love my mum

by Xane isn’t my name October 18, 2021

Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)

Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.

by PeaHead October 22, 2013

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

ank mum

A mum with 24 ankles that eats at tiger temple in terrigal twice a week

Damn that ank mum loves Thai food

by Aquadaddy January 22, 2023

Your Mum

A fat hoe

your mums a fat hoe

by Xocrone August 23, 2020