Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

smol muffin

Smol muffin is a nickname for a persons partner in life. Use when they are small and so cute .

I luv my girl smol muffin she small and just so cute

by Paper muffins465 December 4, 2017

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014