Miniature Mountain

Extremely uncommon way to call someone fat.
Person 1. You Miniature Mountain!

Person 2. *Cries*
by ARandomBystander April 09, 2021
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Mountainous

A descriptive word for someone ass.
Ussually a good thing - meaning one has a 'mountable' ass
Jane says 'Damn, look at the ass on him. VERY mountainous'

Sara says 'Yeah, for sure, bet that's what his boyfriend thinks too.'
by Sofaqueen March 10, 2008
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wolf mountain special

When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away

Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024
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Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.
"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"
by Gino DaFinksta August 25, 2007
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Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 20, 2020
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Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023
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Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.
Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"
by Oxfordicktionary November 04, 2021
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