Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

mateoism

when u warship balls

“bro i heart balls im a mateoist i heart mateoism!!!!!!!”

by ppoopoo827107 November 1, 2021

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021

mateo bringas

dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science

vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas

by vvukong November 8, 2021

Mateo. Kum

A very cool man who is very tall and cool and tall like Tyson

Person 1: Yo, your kinda like Mateo. Kum
Person 2: I know I am very tall and cool and tall like Tyson.

by Glorious Tyme November 14, 2021

Máté

A real mf

Máté is a real mf

by professionalgilfslayer November 20, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a very pro boy that is TAKEN by queen Nefeli. Nefeli is Mateo's sex machine and he doesn't want any other girl than her. He is very smart and funny but he is t-a-k-e-n

Someone: omg that's MATEO!!!

A diff person: noo don't talk to him Nefeli will beat u up!

by bitchsomeonehshdhshf November 20, 2021