christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....

dont be a christian mason.

by twisty p January 12, 2022

Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.

Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team

by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022

Laura Mason

One in a million. Has won an award for her talent as a hairdresser but should win awards for her loyalty and love as a best friend and girlfriend.

My life is better because laura mason is in it

by Lauramason December 17, 2021

Zoe Mason

The coolest person ever and my literal best friend 😍🤞

“Yo look, it’s the coolest person alive, Zoe Mason”

by SiaDee April 4, 2022

Dodge Mason

a very attractive man, like jesus fucking christ, no words can discribe how hot that man is.

person A: have you seen episode 6 of panic yet?
personB: yeah dude, *dodge mason* could hit it if he wanted to tbh

by Alastair2828 May 3, 2022

keiran_mason

A man with a 9 inch wood bending right.

Person 1: Did you meet Paul the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a keiran_mason.

by ElementalArcher May 27, 2022

Bloody Mason

Rotten tooth, gingivitis loogie cum shot in a shot glass.

Andrew took a Bloody Mason and now has covid.

by OlDirtyJews666 August 3, 2022