A typical Logan, in the experience of the writer, has the intelligence of a sea cucumber that has been set out to dry, for two weeks. He thinks he is hot shit. This is incorrect. He believes that doing drugs is a personality trait, when really it merely makes the troglodyte appear ever more dense than usual.
Logan: Whilst walking, attempting to boast, "Yo guys I just got a girlfriend again!"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
by Makesfunofpeople July 31, 2021
Get the Loganmug. by Bobfincklehimer September 1, 2022
Get the Pulling a Loganmug. That straight, hot, spicy guy from edgemont who is definitely not gay. He is very nice, but only if you treat him nice. And don't take his sarcasm seriously, sarcasm is just a part of him that a high percentage of people take to seriously. But he has never kissed dmitriy so I don't know why people are saying that.
by Bgirl326 May 4, 2018
Get the Loganmug. Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!
"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
by starlight278 April 15, 2020
Get the Loganmug. it my logan
by pleaseletme in November 26, 2019
Get the loganmug. He’s 4 years old and plays Pokémon and rainbow six siege and is friends with some strange kids besides jacob
by Urahurah November 18, 2020
Get the Loganmug. 