cat locked

You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats

cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.

by manlysmom September 6, 2011

anal lickers

gay as shit people who lick anals because they are gay and fucking loooooove it

Hey whats up anal lickers (gay as shit people)
Not much just getting ready to lick some anals because i am a fag

by penis toucher August 1, 2014

bean licker

a gorgeous typical british middle name or lesbian

El1a: J3ss what’s ur middle name
Jes5: it begins with a b
Ell4: omg it’s beANlicker, i love it.
J3s5: bean lickers is lesbian

by willgreer October 20, 2019

ball bag-licker

an insult meaning to lick the sack of a man

Ray, don't do that you stupid ball bag-licker.

by Nosnhoj Mas Dna Stnemelc Yrral January 22, 2009

lint licker

When a male/female eats out his or her female girlfriend or friends.

First, he starts my playfully rubbing clit than like a dog licking the outer area of her pussy and stops only when he gets a hair or panty lint on his/her tongue. Hence the term LINT LICKER! Last night my man was a great lint licker.

by star girl April 4, 2008

Fart Licker

Someone who licks farts

My brother is such a fart licker he threw up after he licked it!!!

by billy lok December 26, 2007

window licker

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.

Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.

by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004