I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.
by Carl the Rooster Gos March 6, 2024
Get the The Rooster Lordmug. A dude with a massive dong that is the definition of superiority. Bean Lord is a dude will do just about anything stupid. With his fast car and their looks, bean lord will pick up all the men.
by tvawesomeness December 10, 2021
Get the Bean Lordmug. by Sheet Lord November 25, 2016
Get the sheet lordmug. by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020
Get the Lord scrotemug. Oh, that elegant knight of Lord Gywn and the only knight out the four knights that was a woman. She just wants you to give her Artorias’s soul just so she can give him his dearest respects. But wait, it’s confirmed in her last dialogue that she has the feels for the man of steel. Even Gough knows of this and possibly she didn’t get her chance with him. Such a sad moment for the poor woman, but holy hell doesn’t she pack a punch at close range when she is angry at you.
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
Get the Lords Blade Ciaranmug. someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
Get the complicating the lord's prayermug. an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
Get the oh my lordy lordmug.