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Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad
¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"
by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024
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Jess

Jess is poopy
by thatguy465 October 22, 2022
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Jesse

Yo is that jesse?
Ye he a bad ass nigga
by ineedheadfr February 27, 2024
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Jess

A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.
Jess smells like a skunk rolled in shit
by Thejohnson May 1, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse

Jesse is a really nice and caring boy... He normally has a girlfriend cause Jesse is a player! Hes really short and at the age of 13 then grow! He has a great personality and if you get the chance and he likes you like him back! It's all worth it! Jesse will also be known for getting his friends or gf the best bday gifts! His family will most likely be wealthy!!!
Wow Look It's Jesse, He's Kinda Cute...
by Americanpython January 24, 2018
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jesse

jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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Jess

Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.

She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!

Will always be there for you, no matter what.

Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
Jess is so beautiful!
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
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