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Hot Joe

A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.
I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.
by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013
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mulatto Joe

A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.
"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"
by josh peak June 23, 2014
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Joe Gatz

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Verb; 1.) To blissfully ignore normal everyday tasks and consequences with a shit-eating grin on you face. 2.) To fuck something up beyond everybody’s wildest beliefs and past the point of ever being repaired. 3.) To chug a Heineken faster than your ability to taste it, without a single breath in between. 4.) To do anything in which the quality severely fails to meet expectations or basic standards.
Noun; 1.) A short, fat alcoholic that is loved by everybody.

Adjective; 1.) Having to constantly rebel against your friends and peers when they ask you to handle basic tasks or favors.
2.) being extremely cunty and whiny.
“You’re Joe Gatzin so hard right now.”
“You’re pulling a Joe Gatz on me.”
“Relax Joe Gatz, that Heineken ain’t going anywhere.”
by MooseSaenz September 13, 2019
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joe stuff

When you ask a question and the answer does not add up.

When you have an excuse for every situation.

When you have several girlfriends at one time.
Man, he's always got Joe Stuff going on.
by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016
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Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.
Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio
by JdPham07 January 7, 2020
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Joe Connor

A similar insult to 'joe mama'
hey! hey! do you know joe connor? no whos joe connor? JOE CONNOR DICK!!
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
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Knuckle Joe

Knuckle Joe, Probably known as Joey, or Joesph.
(A) Knuckle Joe would be a common Fighter, Using such moves as, Risen Break, Smash Punch, Bulken Jab, Spin Kick, and more..
Knuckle Joe would be described as a short elf with a large temper. A different side though to a fighter would be that Joe has a large Heart that beats for his burning desire, not a Romantic but sure can impress the ladies with looks, charm, and smile. Knuckle Joe, with the blonde stiff locks and fiery temper can be VERY Obnoxious but he can be easy to live with, or be along side with, once you get to his good side, he could be the sweetest most loyal, Kid/Teen to be around, Joe does not start off shy, that's for sure.!~
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by Sammiiie July 24, 2012
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