Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 25, 2019

Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall

"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall

by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019

Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....

The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...

by The Daemon November 2, 2013

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up

Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now

by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020

tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.

Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"

by Ya Boi **@#&$ *@#*$&#!@&@. @#! March 30, 2020