Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay
« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god
Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic
Boy: Im gay
« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god
Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic
by Dont read this motherfu September 10, 2022
by recurringdreams October 15, 2021
When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.
by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021
"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).
Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.
Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
by GermanGoon January 07, 2025