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Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
by The mad header July 24, 2015
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Hook

Slang turn for a family member or close friend. Action made when you hook your arm around the back of the neck

resting arm and hand on friends opposite shoulder forming a close embrace like a heterosexual half man on man hug
What da business is hook, good to see you my boi .
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Hooks Tuby

A way of saying "Good thankyou" in code for no apparent reason and no one around you will know what it means because it has almost no likness to 'Hooks Tuby' (Clever eh?)
Friend: Hey mate how are you?
You: Hooks Tuby :)
Friend: ....
You: ....
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Captain Hook Syndrome

Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.
Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.

Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.

Example 2:

"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
by SocialJusticeHamster November 20, 2021
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Captain Hook

by yummy ass March 26, 2020
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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"

"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Hook

A real street nigga from sunland park who don’t gaf bout nun and will shoot you in yo face
That boy hook dangerous
by Sunland February 10, 2021
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