Gun Porn

Used to describe entertainment that is of an unrealisticly gory and gratuitously violent nature.

Originated with the XBox 360 First Person Shooter "Black". Jokingly insinuates that guns would readily use the game to fuel their "pornographic" fantasies.

Did you play that Black demo? It's like freakin' Gun Porn.

by Twinky January 26, 2006

one-gun salute

An erection, especially in response to an attractive person.

When the blonde with the 36DD chest walked by his table, Bob was embarrassed he had given her the one-gun salute.

by A.V. December 18, 2003

Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013

Fat Bitch (gun)

A gun thats concealed in the folds of fat in an obese woman. This definition can only apply to one thats obese enough to use their fat to physically conceal the gun

The police arrested an overweight female gangbanger for assault. Upon checking her with a metal detector, further searching revealed she was hiding a fat bitch under the fat rolls of her stomach. She now faces additional handgun charges.

A fat lady robbed the gas station on 1st street. She didnt seem suspicious at first but she reached under her arm and pulled out a fat bitch (gun) and pointed it at the clerk and demanded money.

by Pyro316 November 14, 2012

Military Gun Call

A way to signal to other military verterans that you were in the military. You shoot near them to let them know. It is a majestic sound originally used in Russia during WWII.

He gave the Military Gun Call and then I knew he was a veteran too.

by Bonkhertz1919 May 21, 2019

water gun fight

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure

guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017

Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021