There come Mitchell's Girlfriend
by Special101 February 18, 2020

by dabreadbun February 1, 2024

Person a:Hey is that your girlfriend
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
by <>Sowwy🥺<> October 29, 2020

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...
Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

by DESlR6ED August 8, 2022

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022
