girlfriend

girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on

choccy: do u have a girlfriend
tea: no im gay

by TIEN LUU June 10, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

girlfriend

something you will never get
trust me.

Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro

by nonexistantladder April 07, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁

Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”

by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021

Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

Girlfriend

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

by Kipav September 20, 2021

girlfriend

A good reason one gets bullied for

"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"

"Leave me alone asshole"

by fc2078 January 20, 2021