Like a real Affair, a Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife with someone on Facebook. The relationship never really becomes physical and the two people might never actually meet. The Facebook Affair ranges from them sexting eachother and having very sexual conversations like they are a couple, to flirting and giving eachother "cute" nicknames like "honey" and "boo".
This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.
Jack: Hey, did you hear Bill got fired?
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...
Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...
Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...
by BlueHeart the illest August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Affair mug.When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.
Example #1:
Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.
Example #2:
Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...
Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.
Example #2:
Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...
by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010
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by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
Get the I facebooked your mum mug.Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.
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Parez Hilton left his Facebook on at Vin Diesels crib and so Vin Diesel gave Parez a good ole'fashion facebook Face-Fuck
by Levi16701 July 31, 2009
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The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.
The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.
Tim gave Lucy flowers for her birthday, are they dating? No, i checked this morning and it wasnt Facebook Official.
by Jordi2011 December 17, 2009
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