evan corp

an evan corp is someone that likes children

“your such an evan corp”

by Muhammadson September 17, 2021

evan malone

a fool, a freak, a meat eater

oh shittttt your an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Evan

SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

“You are such an Evan”
“Awh stop you are Evan”

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.

I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?

by trippdiii October 16, 2019

evan martel

WAHH WAHH WAHHHHHH

IM EVAN MARTEL WAHH WAHHH WAHHH

by uhhhhhhhgsfkjsgdfjhsb May 27, 2025

An Evan

An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.

An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them

by TheBAgelLover April 4, 2022