Dog House

1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.

2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.

3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.

Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.

by Jamie Savard January 9, 2004

Hot Dogging

When a naked male gets a boner and sandwhiches it in between his also naked partners ass cheeks, thus forming a hot dog.

When i rolled over to spoon my girlfriend in bed one morning, she yelled at me for hot dogging her when my hot dog slipped in between her buns.

by Greengoodness July 30, 2010

Dog License

The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.

He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!

by AmorHiltonOMG September 5, 2009

Smile Dog

In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word”

person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*

by Persais101 November 9, 2019

dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003

dog gra

tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like

Me:wow that was a funny joke

Cousin(1): we totaly nailed that one

cousin(2): oh shoot its my turn INSERT JOKE PICKUP HERE (punchline) dog gra... you know what i mean?

uncle:WhAt ThAt GoT vOtEs??!

Me:wow that was just wow

thank you for listening to my ted talk

by TheFurryOfTheFam October 16, 2020

Koof Dog

When a person of the opposite sex becomes an arrogant jerk in order to hide their true feelings towards you once they discover you also like like them. Most likely to happen between two really good friends and is usually a guy who is koof doggin.

Girl "Hey, so I like you more than a friend."
Boy "I like you too but I'm going to bone a bunch of girls before I actually show my true feelings for you."
Girl "You're such a koof dog!"

by tickety boo canuk March 9, 2010