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Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
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Bad Bitch Disease

-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.

-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.

How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:

1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine

2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her

4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease

Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit

Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 29, 2021
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SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.
by Valentinern January 17, 2022
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no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
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Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013
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Fat Person Disease

(made by McNeal and a real-life experience)

The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
Bully "Your so fat lmao. Fat Person Disease!!!!" Fat Person thoughts "kill me already"
by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019
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Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity February 8, 2012
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