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cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies
1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)
by Bullseye Bill May 13, 2008
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coonshoes

shoes worn by jack as he plays cs or walks the streets and fields of wales looking for sheep to give a rimjob
1) Jack is black and is wearing coonshoes as he gets owned by e nobbers

2) Jack is licking the rim of a sheep whilst wearing coonshoes to cover his large toes thx
by blackman May 22, 2003
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I have not seen you in a coons age
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cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
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coonie

the curly part of a balloon ribbon that gets in your face in photographs
Oh dang! There's a coonie in my face!
by Kelcey April 22, 2007
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CoonTown

The act of when a man is getting pussy after pussy
" man ive had so much CoonTown this weekend"
by BigCockBoyBEEEDAAS April 21, 2017
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cooness

Cooness; adj. Means cool, but way cooler than cool, also if u r too lazy to say the "l" in cool.
She is completely cooness.
by KillerKatAttacks February 10, 2008
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