thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019

Coffee Craving

Its like yellow fever but for mixed raced people because coffee is brown and white mixed together.

Damn that girl is getting my coffee craving going

by Coffee Craver May 12, 2019

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee

I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut

by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019

Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019

coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

by carrotcurry August 15, 2019