Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

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chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

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chocolate medusa

I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!

by Dingle5884 October 23, 2020

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It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.

Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.

by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020

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Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.

1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021

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Chocolate Stew

When you drop a bomb in a woman's/man's mouth, and proceed to face-bang them until you ejaculate. The "stew" is the mixture of semen and fecal matter being mixed in her/his mouth.

"Me and Linda were feeling pretty hot last night, so I gave her a Chocolate Stew."

by The Potato Rapist November 9, 2013

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