Chad

The coolest person you will ever meet. Everyone wants to be like Chad, huge penis, steals your girl an bores her out,you can tell if your girl ever cheated on you with a Chad or has been with a chad

My girlfriend is in a wheelchair now,er back is blow out,cuz she cheated on me with a chad

by Alien_sphyncter August 9, 2022

great monki chad

Chad is chad which is why he monkey. He fought in the great monkey war. Between the Orangutans, and the Gorillas. It was a war where murder.

As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:

“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”

Chad later died of obesity

"For every great Monki there are chads and for great chad there are bad monki's but every monki has a good in it so never judge a monki by its first impression." -Zipez A great monki chad

by Furry Owo February 3, 2021

Chad

Chad's are the greatest to walk the earth and if you know one then consider yourself lucky. Chad's usually are sarcastic and tell you like it is. The world hates Chad's but it's not our fault your mom is easy.

Chad is so great we have our own country.
Chad is what Pete Davidson wishes he were named.

by Darkrailer November 6, 2021

Rusty chad

When a gay man sticks his dick in another man’s ass then puts it in that same man’s mouth

My man lover gave me a rusty chad last night

by Big Chad February 27, 2025

Chad

The chads are a band, made up of middle aged gentlemen from Auckland. Fronted by Northern Monkey, Neil alongside Jeff, James, and Pete.
They were considered average.

I heard the Chads, they were average.

by NZFudge January 2, 2023

Giga Chad

Truly the man to outman all men. He seeks nothing but muscles and chastity. Every girl wants him but none can enter his aura of masculinity. His perfect 163 degree angled jawbone is so sharp he can nod at a watermelon from 10,000 miles away and cut it into the shape of a flower. Nothing and no one is more alpha male energy then Giga chad.

Loser 1- "Did Giga chad just move that mountain?"
Loser2- "who else?"

by anonymous June 8, 2023

Chad

1.Simple speech
2. Hidden Skills
…
And most importantly

3. Several movie nights with bunch of chicks

“So I had that movie night with some girls, thats why I didn’t reply.”
*chad-ishly laughing in the meantime*

by The real sebastian November 24, 2021