When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.
Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!
by Dchand1 August 3, 2019
Get the Chocolate Smirnoffmug. The act of running your finger all the way down your significant others butt crack hitting the "chocolate slide" effect.
Hey Gerald ,have you ever given karina a chocolate slide? Gerald - yeah dude, never again ! I was out of work for four weeks straight with pink eye.
by MUDDERducky May 20, 2017
Get the chocolate slidemug. When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks
Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore
by Jthorpe February 4, 2020
Get the Chocolate Brazilianmug. Chocolate dipping is most commonly used when a male or female has long taint hair. After taking a crap you dip the toilet paper in the bowl to get the paper wet for a cleaner wipe.
Haef: “ What the hell is that noise Brock, it sounds like someone is chocolate dipping in the stall right next to me”
Brock: “ Not uhhh! Stop talking I wanna hear it”
Brock: “ Not uhhh! Stop talking I wanna hear it”
by Cap. Haef June 1, 2018
Get the Chocolate Dippingmug. by Charlieyoubitme April 23, 2018
Get the Box of chocolatesmug. A Fredo Chocolate ( Just call it a Fredo ) is a piece of chocolate shaped like a frog. It is typically sold in the U.K by a company called Cadbury, some people use it as a way to measure inflation by how cheap they used to be.
“Hey mate you seen the price of Fredo Chocolates they used to be cheap! Now they are a pound.”
“Hey mate you mind giving me a pound, I want to buy a Fredo.”
“Hey mate you mind giving me a pound, I want to buy a Fredo.”
by DeadbeatMan67 September 6, 2021
Get the fredo chocolatemug. After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.
My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.
by CocoYetea May 2, 2019
Get the Chocolate Mickeymug.