breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

BreakFastamine

Breakfast of the champions of schuylkill county residence. The breakfast is consumed by ingesting, smoking &/or snorting the crushed up crystals of that lil white bitch; Crystal Meth💎

‘Get that breakFastamine chopped & lines up for my arrival, please?’

‘I’m blink napping while driving, but nothing a lil breakFastamine can’t cure’

by Skookalicious-Sunshine Dust May 13, 2019

Breakfast

The first meal of the day, commonly had in the morning.

A: “Had breakfast at 2pm today”

B: “that is unconventionally late, but if it was the first meal that you had that day it is technically breakfast I guess”

by Official real definitions May 21, 2019

Breakfast of Champions

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020