I woke up to a kings breakfast.
by Mtnbikeman67 September 05, 2021
When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023
Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”
by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021
When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022
Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.
by Sweet-sticks February 29, 2020
The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 24, 2024