Long Bird

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.

1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.

by Interboro May 28, 2011

bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.

Dee has those freaky bird eyes.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

bird machine

No one knows

"Bird machine, check" -some nigga that had no qualifications marking off that very short checklist

by Obviously not Dj Snake May 15, 2014

bird dog

A term often used by those with limited mental capacity to emphasize they would like something unpleasant done that they would not like to do, or are unable to do themselves.

" We really need you to Bird dog this issue!"

by Midmcnasty October 26, 2005

Angry Birds

An addicting iPhone game (or any other Apple product or something) where they teach young, ignorant children that shooting birds at other animals is NOT an evil thing.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE ANGRY BIRDS INSTALLED???

by orderofbarbeq June 17, 2011

T-Bird

A naturally born badass who knows how to get inside chicks heads and make them drop down anytime he wants!

Hey look at t-bird he got those church girls named kortney and shaina to blow him!

by tbird69 April 13, 2010

dirt bird

feces, product of defecation, another word for shit, or a derogatory word used towards someone who is being distasteful

for feces
person 1 "where you going mate?"
person 2 "i gotta go hang a dirt bird"

derogatory meaning
person 1 " i just had sex with a frog"
person 2 "oh your a f**cking dirt bird"

by jamie $ January 22, 2008