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fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.
Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.
by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016
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Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr
by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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beast

unusually good or amazing
by Smack the Barber March 10, 2023
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The real beast

Kids with big ass heads and scar faces
by The big slime June 16, 2023
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Beast

Jerking off and finishing the entire Dark Souls trilogy before reaching an orgasm, with only one hand on the controller
Oh man, I'm trying to be a beast, but I keep cummin and dyin!
by Wjen swkheb June 13, 2018
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Fist of the Beast King

A phrase usually said by someone before proceeding to punch another person's vagina. Most commonly used during sexual intercourse.
"Fist of the Beast King..." Andrew muttered under his breath, before punching Maggie's vagina.
by GaryOak555 December 19, 2015
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