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Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022
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Pasta Bake

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)
j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.
by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020
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baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.
It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
by dgrinder February 3, 2017
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the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'
"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"
by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017
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baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.
i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!
by louietheboxer April 3, 2010
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clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.
I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.
by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009
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Baking Their Own Bread

A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.

The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.

"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"

The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.

The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"

The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"

"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"

"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"

OR

(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)

"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
by MostlySurreal July 18, 2019
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