by Some man XX lol July 13, 2021

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.
by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

by red haired bf from fnf lol June 9, 2021

by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021
