no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot

Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots

by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021

robbin bastard

when someone steals one of your belongings

rahhh bro, he is some robbin bastard he is

by rabbit boy69 November 20, 2016

Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.

He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!

by Houston JC July 9, 2009

Rat-Bastard

1. A particularly nasty piece of work. A real jackass. Someone you’d rather beat with a brick until they stop twitching then interact with. Not a nice chap by any means.

2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well

Option 1:
That rat-bastard stole my car!

Option 2:
You rat-bastard! How are you?

by Octagonal Revolver April 2, 2022

fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.

My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard

by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023