Someone who is always on your back literally and will never stop annoying you until you get his girlfriend out to stop him and he will not stop until thick and thin
Austin is annoying amazing person
by TheHumanTeller December 18, 2018
Get the AUSTINmug. by Pussy eater puss real good January 22, 2022
Get the Jaden Austinmug. Someone who likes to love people no matter the age and where and is usually the person to person to whip his penis out on to a child
by No one likes anyone August 27, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by DICK PLENTY December 29, 2018
Get the Austinmug. 
Bro: Yo, did you see that Austin posted another shirtless pic on Instagram?
Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
by MikeHawk42069 December 12, 2018
Get the Austinmug. “Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansenmug.