Austin special

When a numsickle strips out a deal with no leg

That deal is such a loser it’s definitely an Austin special

by Jayjay0110 June 20, 2025

Austin

He is the type of guy to do something illegal then say he did it by accident. He's average height but needs to get more calcium by chugging milk. Austin is nice and has a weird obsession with men and balls. Don't forget he is obsessed with doves and pigeons. He is a black NIG-

Wow Austin's setting a trap again for the dove.

by Tejas Pillay June 28, 2025

Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025

Austin

the most autistic dumfucking retard that you will ever find in this clown filled circus.He is low iq low eq low sq low aq and does everything the wrong way.Nigga thinks he is on top of the world and one of the niggas when they see him says he darker than under the bed

"oh, he is a typical austin"

by austism041 January 19, 2025

Austin

a FRIGGIN NERD!
The type of dude to call you a nerd but be one himself.

Person 1: That guy's a nerd!
Person 2: Oh, that's Austin

by xqrm February 13, 2025

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong

yo austin crine nah im autism crime

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025